22 questions:

1. Name: Jaiber Mcalister Jr. Or Jai for short.

2. Age: 17 Earth years and 69 Martian years

3. Species: Wookie (Squirrel)

4. Height: 6 foot 1

5. Weight: 176 lbs (used to be 185 but I am no Heavyweight boxer....I be the Light-Heavyweaight)

6. Where do you sleep at night? either in a box or in my bed

7. Do you have any domesticated animals? 2 dogs that are as cute as cute can be

8. Any non domesticated ones? only a monkey named Bubbles

9. Any human/pet animals? no

10. Are you a slave? no...never......

11. Whats your maritial status? single until prooven coupled

12. Whats your marisupial status? pouched

13. Do you name your inanimate objects? no....they are very animate

14. Are you an inanimate object? no...I am alive

15. If I told you that you were timed on this what would you do? kick you in the face

16. How big is your closet? big enough to fit me and some sweet sexy woman.

17. Favorite food: Cool Whip Whipped Cream

18. Last time you had a shower? about 20 minutes ago

19. Whos your daddy, and what does he do? I don't have a daddy

20. Are you afraid of the dark? no

21. Can we call you Dinkus? no

22.How many hours of sleep do you get? depends......anywhere from none to 10 hours