22 questions:

1. Name: Zach Wojick

2. Aliases: ProZac, Midget, Zeke, Posh child *that was in grade 8*, Kabal The Cow,

3. Age: 16

4. Species: Rat

5. Height: 5'3"

6. Weight: 130

7. What do you eat on a regular basis: Light food, toast, bread, sandwiches

8. Your favorite flavour of paper: Loose leaf, the kind that comes from Safeway

9. Your favorite inanimate object: A big boulder, one that if provoked could crush a unaware hiker

10. You live in a: House

11. What was the last thing you stole: Ryan's career ed homework

12. Have you ever eaten a fish hook: No

13. Do you smell markers: I did this one time...

14. What is in your wallet right now: A 5 dollar bill, a few loonies, bus tickets, and that picture you drew me

15. Ever eaten a house plant: Yeah, I ate my moms fern (or how ever its spelt) And I also steped on a cactus!

16. Do you ever stare at light bulbs: When I'm bored

17. Would you wear a toilet seat on your head: For sh*ts and giggles, yes

18. Have you ever used a bed pan: ?

19. What does FTP mean: Blowup doll? Oh yeah that reminds me, today in Shefield and sons, I saw a blow up doll...Only it was a cow...And it mooed when when you f**ked it

20. How many CDs can you fit in your mouth: I haven't tried

21. Which is more important; sex, drugs, or RRSPs: What the hell is RRSP?

22. Last thing you ever set on fire: Ryan's home work